Simpleton Quotes (8 quotes)

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“It is easy to identify a shallow person by the attention he gives to what will do him absolutely no good.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

tags: attention, desire, evil, insanity, little-minds, madness, maniac, michael-bassey-johnson, obsession, possession, scrutiny, shallow, shallow-minds, simpleton, simpletons, surrender, vain, vanity

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“No one would allow that he could not see these much-admired clothes; because, in doing so, he would have declared himself either a simpleton or unfit of his office.”
― Hans Christian Andersen

tags: children-s, office, simpleton

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“Wolfgang Amadé Mozart takes pity on Leutgeb, ass, ox, and simpleton, at Vienna, March 27, 1783.”
― Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

tags: ass, french-horn, leutgeb, mozart, ox, simpleton

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“His successor was a tall, lanky youth, who with his pallid complexion and huge red hands had the air of a simpleton. He was punctual at least, arriving at six o'clock on the dot, but his uncleanliness was revolting: he was dressed in kitchen rags stiff with grease and dirt, his cheeks were smeared with flour and soot, and from his unwiped nose two rivulets of green snot streamed around his mouth.”
― Joris-Karl Huysmans, Downstream

tags: dirty, grease, simpleton, snot, unclean

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“A simpleton practices nonsense and remains to do it without noticing that no one is paying attention.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

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“To me, I think of it this way keep being the nice guy, not an alpha cock, and when you think like this it is an all-natural selection of sex, like chimps in a habitation, jacking off and throwing shit at each other thinking one is the simpleton is just as under evolved as chimps at the petting zoo.”
― Marcel Ray Duriez

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“You cannot teach wisdom to a simpleton person, but you can learn lots from such people to avoid those signs, may you have as well.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

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