Dinosaur Quotes

“A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.”
― Alan Davies

“im jeff goldblum in jurassic park for u
i point out human beings' exploitation of the natural world
thats my main function
also im arrogant and i like u”
― Steve Roggenbuck

“I nurtured my dinomania with documentaries, delighted in the dino-themed B movies I brought home from the video store, and tore up my grandparents' backyard in my search of a perfect Triceratops nest. Never mind that the classic three-horned dinosaur never roamed central New Jersey, or that the few dinosaur fossils found in the state were mostly scraps of skeletons that had been washed out into the Cretaceous Atlantic. My fossil hunter's intuition told me there just had to be a dinosaur underneath the topsoil, and I kept excavating my pit. That is, until I got the hatchet out of my grandfather's toolshed and tried to cut down a sapling that was in my way. My parents bolted out of the house and put a stop to my excavation. Apparently, I hadn't filled out the proper permits before I started my dig.”
― Brian Switek, My Beloved Brontosaurus: On the Road with Old Bones, New Science, and Our Favorite Dinosaurs

“I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.”
― Ryan Lilly

“If History repeats itself, I am SO getting a dinosaur!”
― unknown-tshirt

“Cave paintings done by Indians in America seem to clearly depict a dinosaur. Since scientists accept the mammoth drawings done by Indians, why not the dinosaur-like drawings? However, the evolutionary indoctrination that man didn't live at the same time as dinosaurs preclude evolutionary scientists even considering these drawings as dinosaurs that lived at the same time as the Indians.”
― Ken Ham, The Great Dinosaur Mystery Solved!

“Dove still couldn’t trust herself to speak without blubbering. But she could kiss. Not Lotsa, not a dressed-up weirdo. Just Dove. She pulled her hand from its sweet prison and touched his face. She leaned in to kiss him, and instead of worrying about which way her nose was pointing, if her armpits were sweating, or if there was a funky taste in her mouth left over from dinner, she thought about lips and touch and kissing. When Johnson moaned, Dove felt so powerful she could have head-butted a dinosaur to death.”
― Debra Anastasia, Fire Down Below

“A few Grik lunged at them, but the vast majority only wanted to get out of their way. These they left alone, conserving ammunition. It was a little disconcerting. They’d never seen so many “civilian” Grik before, and it was stunning how little fight they had in them.

“What a buncha pansies!” Silva panted, still having trouble with the heavy, wretched air. Three Grik had nearly fallen over themselves trying to clear his path when he menaced them with the Thompson. Its barrel was still smoking after a long burst he fired down a congested alley where another column of warriors was struggling to get at them. Those that followed fired into the writhing mass as well, the heavy booming of their rifles much louder than the stutter of the Thompson.

“Pansies!” Petey cawed. “Pansies! Ack! Goddamn!”
― Taylor Anderson, Deadly Shores

“He cowered in terror as the body of the beast darkened the water above him. The monster swooped around the crevice, scenting the blood trail from Luke's foot. Luke saw that several of his toes had been ripped off. He felt sick.”
― Alison Cooklin, The Light Travellers: Luke's Journey

“When the internet came in, Hulaki became a dinosaur.”
― Mahesh Poudyal, Hulaki

“Dinosaurs were big ; likewise, their bones. (Dinosaures furent grands ; - De même, leurs ossements.)”
― Charles de Leusse

“Tara shook her head slowly. “For a dinosaur worshipper, you don’t seem to be a god-fearing man.”
― Tom Wright, T-Rex Attack

“I’m not too sure what to make of a pink dinosaur myself.”
― Tom Dreyer, The Long Wave

“My dino ate my homework, he said it was delish.
The words tasted like chicken, and the sentences like fish.”
― Ingrid Sawubona, My Dino Ate My homework!: A story about the fun of learning

“tomatosauceruruses (the first Italian dinosaurs)”
― J.S. Mason, A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“Prehistoric learning’s fun, a Dino education...But nothing brings them back to life like your imagination”
― Rod Chay, Dino Doo Dah: Dino Rhymes For Modern Times

“High altitude astronomy is a dinosaur that needs to go extinct.”
― Steven Magee