Humourosly Inspirational Quotes

“Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.”
― R.D. Ronald

“A wise man can be a fool in love.”
― Chetan Bhagat

“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

“Knowledge equals power...
The string was important. After a while the Librarian stopped. He concentrated all his powers of librarianship.
Power equals energy...
People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.
Energy equals matter...
He swung into an avenue of shelving that was apparently a few feet long and walked along it briskly for half an hour.
Matter equals mass.
And mass distorts space. It distorts it into polyfractal L-space.
So, while the Dewey system has its fine points, when you're setting out to look something up in the multidimensional folds of L-space what you really need is a ball of string.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“Thank you for you consideration”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“Your own shortcomings are the best ground to grow your sense of humor.”
― Stu Konigsberg

“The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“[...] the thought of entering that stale, tomb-like house again caused my skin to break out into braille.”
― Ronald Malfi, December Park

“Miracle centered gospel has reduced humans to the level of animals.”
― Sunday Adelaja

“Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“- Försök bli snäll om du hinner för nu ska vi nog snart in i himlen allihop.
- Himlen? upprepa Lilla My, Måste vi in i himlen och hur kommer man ut därifrån?”
― Tove Jansson, Moominsummer Madness

“I love you as I do all - not at all.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Growing old happens but growing up needn't happen”
― Margo Vader, Take A Little Soul Time

“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“It was rather peculiar behaviour for a totem animal. Totem animals are supposed to be the spirits of actual dead animals or the essence of real animals. ... Actual elephants do not normally wear berets, sombreros or any other type of hat, nor do they dance upright shaking maracas.”
― Michelle Frost, Elephant Songs

“In reality, receiving psychic messages is a bit like having a pet talking parrot. When you’re alone, your parrot shouts, sings and talks all day, but the moment you invite your friends over to show off your amazing pet… dead silence.”
― Michelle Frost, Elephant Songs

“There’s no wrong decisions. We can always turn deep doo-doo into manure, and grow something to chew on.”
― L.A. Golding, Lerkus: A Journey to End All Suffering

“So, as per your ism people like I are going to hell? My friend up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, says its is all your imaginary pal's crap! And that up there in the head, you're not all that well. Now, what do you day to that? Anyway, be well.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Religious nuts believe the 'others', that is you and I, are but dogs. That we infidels do not bow to their diotic god. What if one says the dog is one's god? And all must prostrate before it. Wouldn't one be mad to so insist? So too is a fellow who says another must bow to his god.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Every religious nut must have his or her say, condemning the infidels to hell, every which way. But then so should those opposing them, lampooning these nutcases as they choose, or as they may.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“All nuts sit on their butts - do you?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Because I believe there are no challenges in life that cannot be surmounted.I’m all about creating the most engaging, inspiring, educational, adventurous, passionate and thrilling experiences for my readers”
― Sabrina Oyinloye, WHEN YOU KISSED ME: A Valentine Special Edition

“Next to the Sahara, Twitter is the driest place on earth.”
― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“Living life on the edge allows us to dream.”
― Saphel Rose, On The Market: An original, quirky, romantic comedy. A dash of nonconformity, and a healthy dose of satirical edginess.

“The personal one-god of the bookish kind is the cock-eyed one to the opposing canine.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“I know your craft is important to you, but it almost killed you tonight."
"The blaekhound almost killed me," she argued.
"And you were only there because you think that it's your job, and yours alone, to protect Blackthorn" he said patiently.
"It is, though. You're the one who told me that Blackthorn is the reason I'm a hedgewitch."
"And the sea shapes the the coast, but is the coast the keeper of the sea?"
"I'm not sand," Aziza said, exasperated.”
― Rochelle Hassan, The Buried and the Bound