Innuendo Quotes

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”
― Mae West

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
― Groucho Marx

“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
― Mae West

“Apparently, a woman can only go so long without a sword between her hands.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

“Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
― Mae West

“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”
― Mae West

“Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
― Mae West

“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
― Mae West

“Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”
― Mae West

“As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
― Mae West

“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
― Dorothy Parker

“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
― Claudia Shear, Dirty Blonde

“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned well she'd gotten properly laid.”
― Joan Crawford

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”
― Dorothy Parker, While Rome Burns

“I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“...are you as deft at handling your sword as Captain Westfall?"
"Better," he whispered in her ear.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

“Nothing less than 7 inches.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“There are some socks that shouldn't be washed by your mom.”
― Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

“Every gay person must come out. As difficult as it is, you must tell your immediate family. You must tell your relatives. You must tell your friends if indeed they are your friends. You must tell the people you work with. You must tell the people in the stores you shop in. Once they realize that we are indeed their children, that we are indeed everywhere, every myth, every lie, every innuendo will be destroyed once and all. And once you do, you will feel so much better”
― Harvey Milk

“She also said the wicked people needed love as much as good people and were much better at it.”
― Alasdair Gray, Poor Things

“I can't possess anyone else. Trust me, I've been trying to get inside Lara Casnoff ever since we got here. Which...sounds really wrong.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound

“I have a flamthrower. (Zarek)
You have a what? (Astrid)
It pays to be prepared. (Zarek)
Well. Those are nice for toasting marshmallows, but they’ll only make Thanatos mad. Regular fire won’t hurt him. I have this really neat gelatinous goo that comes out with my fire and it squirts my victims so that it don’t come off. Wanna see it? (Simi)
No! (Zarek/Astrid)
No? I don’t like that word. (Simi)
We love you, Simi. We’re just scared of your goo. (Astrid)
Oh, that I understand. Okay, you can live. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dance with the Devil

“Would you like to cross another item off this list today?"

"I should like that very much. Which do you propose?"

"I think it's time to try riding astride".

"You can't mean..."

"Oh, but I do, indeed, mean, Empress.”
― Sarah MacLean, Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake

“Fuck your manners."

"You don't have to settle for just my manners.”
― Nenia Campbell, Terrorscape

“I felt very close to God.... My friends say that's because I was always on my knees.”
― Armistead Maupin

“Instead (Harry) contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets