John G. Engedal

“Gentlemen are often invited to stay in other people's houses. Rooms hardly ever are.”
― Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

“Goats did have names for themselves, she well knew: there was 'goat who is my kid,' 'goat who is my mother,' 'goat who is herd leader,' and half a dozen other names not least of which was 'goat who is this goat.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

“He could think in italics. Such people need watching.

Preferably from a safe distance.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“In a well-organized world he might have landed on a fire escape, but the fire escapes were unknown in Ankh-Morpork and the flames generally had to leave via the roof.”
― Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay