Alexandra Fraser

“SARC- is my second favorite -ASM word”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Where the hell did my bones go?" I asked. This whole upright thing had me stumped.”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it.
It was fun while it lasted.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I'd sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead