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“People make their own beds in which to lie, and I won't be judged for tucking them in at night.”
― Eve Kellman, How to Kill a Guy in Ten Ways

“Entering Dave's house is also easy, because Dave is stupid and unimaginative, something I had my fingers crossed for the first time I moved the flowerpot by the back door. A house key left right by the door – it's basically natural selection.”
― Eve Kellman, How to Kill a Guy in Ten Ways

“Things are not going to plan, but I'm only a quitter when it comes to work, hobbies, relationships, diets, and most friendships. Not murder.”
― Eve Kellman, How to Kill a Guy in Ten Ways

“Give us a smile, love!'
Small spikes of anger flare, but they dissipate quickly. One cannot kill every man who shouts at them, there's not enough time in the day.”
― Eve Kellman, How to Kill a Guy in Ten Ways