Michael
https://www.goodreads.com/dimike96


“Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?”
― This is a Book
― This is a Book

“A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.”
― This is a Book
― This is a Book

“I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.”
―
―

“I was an "Omnivore." Like a lot of people, I didn't know any better. Then I read a couple of books. One of them was called How Chickens Are Raped Before You Eat Them. Another was called Hotdogs and Fingertips. I also read The Cow Feces Dilemma as well as Barf, STDs and Veal.”
―
―

“Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.”
― This is a Book
― This is a Book
Michael’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Michael’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
Favorite Genres
Polls voted on by Michael
Lists liked by Michael