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“Humans, I was discovering, believed they were in control of their own lives, and so they were in awe of questions and tests, as these made them feel like they had a certain mastery over other people, who had failed in their choices, and who had not worked hard enough on the right answers.”
― Matt Haig, The Humans

“Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.”
― Matt Haig, The Humans

“Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

“As civilisation advances, so does indifference.”
― Matt Haig, The Humans