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Dylan Callens
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Dogs in Science Fiction: A Tribute to Our Four-Legged Futurists
When you think of science fiction, you probably picture sleek starships, androids wrestling with morality, or dystopian futures filled with […]
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“Odin, not unlike Charlie Brown, sighed, “Good grief,” then added, “Why are we going to let this, this, coward on our trip? What do you see in him that could make you want him to come along?”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
“I believe that my role as King of the Asgardians…”
Loki was quick to interrupt, “You mean you are an Ass Guardian!”
Everyone laughed.
“I mean…”
“Hey, Ass Guardian, what do you make of this,” Loki showed Odin his fuzzy moon.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
Loki was quick to interrupt, “You mean you are an Ass Guardian!”
Everyone laughed.
“I mean…”
“Hey, Ass Guardian, what do you make of this,” Loki showed Odin his fuzzy moon.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
“Why don't you come down that hall with me,” she asked, “Let me show you something that you probably haven't seen before.”
Nietzsche nodded again. He didn't understand what was happening but he knew that it was something he wanted. So they stood up. She led him to a room at the end of the hall by his hand.
And soon after, she gave him syphilis.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
Nietzsche nodded again. He didn't understand what was happening but he knew that it was something he wanted. So they stood up. She led him to a room at the end of the hall by his hand.
And soon after, she gave him syphilis.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
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“Would you like to try some cocaine?” Freud offered, “I think you will find it picks you up quite nicely.”
“No thanks,” God declined, holding his soft hands up to show his resistance.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
“No thanks,” God declined, holding his soft hands up to show his resistance.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
“There’s Buddha. If ever I met a hippy-slacker-God, it’s Buddha. Just yesterday I had this strange run in with him. ‘Buddha bless you,’ he says to me. Out of the blue. So I ask him, ‘Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?’ He smiled at me, his eyes bloodshot and half-closed.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
“God stared at his feet a little longer. He sighed, “Do you mean when it comes to the job itself? I don’t know. It isn’t what it used to be.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
“The Heaven Inc. Board of Directors, whom one has to thank for the origin of most mainstream religion, are also the ones responsible for ending any god’s career. Nietzsche knew that as the CEO, he could influence the outcome of world religion but he needed to come up with something big. Something inspirational. Something with pizazz. Something that would fire up the imagination of the other members. The board was newly elected. They were shy, passive, reflexive, and thoroughly stupid”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
“They wept with joy, happy to see him alive. A smile crept across Fritz while being smothered in their affection, but all he could think about, and what he never forgot, were those mountains.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
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