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March 25, 2015
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Sarah Jessica Parker ignoring Tom Hanks and a hockey game to read ASTONISH ME.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
February 3, 2015
January 6, 2015
I was taking my dog out to lunch today (what’s weird about...



I was taking my dog out to lunch today (what’s weird about that?) and happened past this really perfect kumquat tree in my neighborhood just dripping with fruit. Very SoCal/garden of paradise. Growing up in Orange County, I would eat them right off a tree (i.e., unwashed) in my friend’s backyard, which is why, in Astonish Me, two neighbors first meet under circumstances involving a kumquat tree.
As long as we’re talking about Astonish Me, it’s out in paperback today with a gorgeous new cover.
As long as we’re talking about kumquats, there’s a hilarious bit about them in The Trip to Italy, even though the little orange thing Rob Brydon finds in his drink isn’t actually a kumquat but, I think, a Cape gooseberry.
November 16, 2014
Svalbard: The Google List
In June, I spent two weeks on a tallship with 27 other artists, three polar bear guards, six delightful crew members, a bad-tempered German captain, and one dog. During that time, we were completely unplugged from the internet because, well:
This disconnection quickly drove home how reliant we’d become on having immediate access to any bit of information we didn’t happen to know but were wondering about and how accustomed we were to be able to summon videos of pretty much whatever we wanted. So I started keeping a list of what we would have googled over those two weeks, had googling been an option, and I was often called upon to add to the google list. I’m sure this is incomplete, but for what it’s worth:
Is there such a thing as a zero gravity chamber?
What is a sea hag?
Did Charlie Kaufman both write and direct Adaptation?
What is the difference between a haberdasher and a milliner?
What is that weird brown Norwegian cheese (we called it “peanut butter cheese”) called in Norwegian?
Is all cheese fermented?
We want to watch the video where an SNL writer reenacts the Robyn video where she’s wearing a pink fuzzy jacket.
What is the movie called where Helen Hunt is a sex surrogate?
Do different species of whales ever mate? Successfully?
Is it okay to eat kiwi skin? (The fruit, not the bird.)
What makes a mollusk a mollusk?
Is an oyster a mollusk?
Are all crustaceans shellfish?
Are starfish and sea stars the same?
What are the rules of Hearts?
Who is Larry Spaide?
We want to know about Seinquest 2000.
How long can polar bears stay underwater?
How long do Greenland right whales live?
We want to watch that video where cats knock stuff over, and the subtitles say, “Fuck this, fuck this.”
Which college sports team got scurvy?
Is a “yee haw wimmy diddle” a real thing?
What is the capital of Idaho?
We would like to see a picture of a ghillie suit.
What is the movie called that’s about a bunch of artists on a ship in the Arctic? Journey to the End of the Earth?
We would like to watch the documentary called Expedition.
We want to watch a video of whales mating, if such a thing exists.
We want to watch that Italian music video from the 50s (?) that’s in gibberish meant to sound like American English.
We wonder if the most badass of our polar bear guards has an internet presence.
We want to know what the internet thinks Bill Murray says at the end of Lost in Translation.
What is happy birthday in binary?
Did Ringo Starr write “When I’m 64?”
Is it possible to eat to many kiwis?
What is snerting?
We would like to watch clips from Season 8 of Survivor to see Ace, who dated one of our shipmates.
Is my story about sea lions raping sea otters an urban legend?
What is that movie called that’s about huge mutant spiders at a ski resort?
We want to watch the video of Nina Simone/Feelings.
Where in L.A. is Mt. Washington?
We want to watch videos about earwax removal.
What is the napkin song?
We want to watch a video of Jimmy Fallon lip synching.
How is molasses made?
Can we buy the cool boots sold in the Longyearbyen gas station online?
We want to read the Vanity Fair article about gay priests in the Vatican.
What is the estimated world population of the beluga whale?
Is there a person named Matt Fein? Because a shipmate had a dream I was dating him.
Which pope gave Nobile the cross to drop on the North Pole?
Are there snapping turtles in Alberta?
What are the lyrics to “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy?
David Photographer wants us to google him.
We want to watch a video of that Semester at Sea ship in really rough seas.
What does Elizabeth Taylor say in the “White Diamonds” commercial?
Was there an early MTV veejay named Duff, and was she hot?
March 16, 2014
Here's a very kind review of Astonish Me from O Mag. The book comes out on April 8!
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April 2014 Book Review: ‘Astonish Me’
Swan Song
BALLET AND LOVE TAKE CENTER STAGE IN A DAZZLING NEW NOVEL
JANUARY 1975, TORONTO. Joan Joyce, a lackluster member of the corps de ballet, sits in the getawaycar, one hand poised to turn the key in the ignition, the other ready to switch on the headlights. After a fling in Paris with the world’s most famous ballet dancer, Arslan Rusakov, she has been chosen—by Arslan himself—to help him defect from the Soviet Union. He exits through the stage door, bolts for the car in full costume, and climbs into the back- seat, and Joan smuggles him across the border, to New York City. Arslan epitomizes the physicality and star power Joan will never have, which makes her desire for him all the more potent, and poignant. Their ensuing relationship changes her “sensation of being alive,” but doesn’t alter her career trajectory.
Maggie Shipstead’s thrilling second book, Astonish Me (Knopf), is an homage to, and exposé of, the exhilarating, punishing world of ballet; it’s also a searing rumination on insecurity, secrecy, and friendship. The story line takes its inspiration from a real-life pas de deux: Mikhail Baryshnikov’s passionate affair with American socialite Christina Berlin.
January 8, 2014
"La Moretta" by Maggie Shipstead, recommended by Chang-rae Lee
Issue No. 86 EDITORS NOTE I enjoy reading all varieties of short fiction, but often my favorite stories are those that feel like micro-novels, for the deep reach and breadth of their perspective into…
I heart Chang-rae Lee and his writing and the prospect of reading his new novel (!) and his decision to choose my story “La Moretta” for this week’s Recommended Reading. I recommend you read it, if you are so inclined.
July 21, 2013
Seating Arrangements by Maggie Shipstead, a review
A taut, comic story of a father confronting his feelings as his daughter prepares to marry impresses Anita Sethi
Just when you think you’re done being reviewed, The Guardian sneaks up on you.
July 5, 2013
Book Club - Seating Arrangements
The first Book Club book of the week for our summer selection is Seating Arrangements, by Maggie Shipstead Winn Van Meter, father-of-the-bride, has spent his life following the rules of the east co…
Thanks to Waterstones for choosing Seating Arrangements for their book club and to the booksellers on this podcast for their amazingly thoughtful readings and conversation.
June 28, 2013
And what is an essay without a playlist?
And what is an essay without a playlist?
Around Alone, an essay for Lapham's Quarterly
Round the world! There is much in that sound to inspire proud feelings; but whereto does all that circumnavigation conduct? Only through numberless perils to the very point whence we started, where those that we left behind secure, were
Solo circumnavigation is perfectly natural. Let’s explore it together.