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Tall Tales With Short Cocks
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Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 4
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(cont.) Kandy put up a black leather gloved hand. "Got it. Even in hell, legendary, my suffering. Make it so. I'm game. Rip me multiple holes, fold th
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(cont.) "That a black man could display middle class family values, yes. I don't mean that in a racist way, of course. Maybe I came off a bit crudely,
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“Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to
work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
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work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
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“And the years flow past, each of them as unremarkable as the next, as unnoticed as nanoseconds, in fact, not even long enough to contain anything noticeable – centuries just barely registered as moments in space/time. Soon the millennia are passing by at a modest rate of 47 per minute, and of course all manner of things noticeable and not-so-noticeable occur along the way (though most falling into the latter category). Naturally there come periods where lying is greatly rewarded, followed by periods where lying is greatly punished (our poor unlucky editor!), along with every other conceivable and inconceivable reversal and re-reversal of standards, and…
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Wait, did anyone else just hear God yawn?”
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“I wasn't sure which I appreciated less—the insincere concern or the genuine indifference.”
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“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”
― Watchmen
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“Even those who consider all this total bullshit have to concede that it's upscale, artisanal bullshit of the highest order.”
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“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”
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“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
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Best issue ever 💕 I have theories...
I'm always so bummed because I fly through the issues so fast, then it's all over :( So this time I'm trying to limit the amount of pages I read nightly, so I dont finish it so fast. I am jumping around, too - and it helps. (That started because I had to find Andy's contribution after seeing his comment).
I think I'm enjoying this issue more because I've following the blogs much more than ever before, and I've started to appreciate HST in a different way. That might not make sense, but I havent thought of a better way to phrase it in 237 cursor blinks so it's time to move on, haha!!

:D

(I'm afraid I've jinxed any future Kindles - they might not work without some HST...)


Yep. Got your comments. I think I have made the corrections. working on subs for future issues. Really enjoyed the content.
Brian

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Hope all is wonderful and that you get into a lil bit of trouble now and then to keep things interesting ;)
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and it was only 73 degrees out at the time of its capture. since then, it has been in the 90s. there is no photographic evidence of it, though, because i was indistinguishable from a shimmery oil slick.
'cuz i still got style

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Hope it's drunken badassery!
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Thanks, Karly - back atcha. Btw, is it any coincidence that VD also stands for venereal disease?
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If you were eating a donut while simultaneously worshipping Satan, I'd say it's kismet for sure.

"BizarroCon, it’s like an enema for the soul…” - Andersen Prunty
“I got drunk with Kevin L Donihe and he stole my wallet!” - Jeff Burk
“Come! Let me steal your wallet!” - Kevin L. Donihe
Sounds kinda awesome.

Hello? What doesn't?"
I can think of a thing or two.

Hello? What doesn't?

I KNOW! It was like that time when I was 10, and my mom wouldn't sign the permission slip for me to see the "menstration" movie, and I had to sit in the nurse's office for 2 hours by myself! I still have NO IDEA where babies come from!
So, will you send me a Paypal invoice...or is it amazon?

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Shall I order paperbacks from Amazon and re-mail to you for "personalization"?"
You shoulda driven up to Dallas and bought 'em there!

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Shall I order paperbacks from Amazon and re-mail to you for "personalization"?

How's "Inherent Vice" treating ya?

Jason, you've only had the one profile pic since I've known you, so at least you're not a hypocrite.


Secondly, if you want to gun for my position, now is the time mister! Cos next year, imma leave you in the dust :p

Is it coincidental he's #69 on the "Most Popular Reviewer's" list?? 8P"
I wish it weren't, but I WAS #70 just a few hours ago...

Is it coincidental he's #69 on the "Most Popular Reviewer's" list?? 8P

What the hell?! I had NO idea I was playing with the popular kids. (I'm kinda embarrassed now.)

Holy Hell! I'm gunning for your position next ;-)"
NICE!

Holy Hell! I'm gunning for your position next ;-)

"The pensive author contemplates the proper adjective for the situation.""
Thanks, Melki - Guess I just got tired of "the weirdo beardo contemplates something pointlessly ironic" pic...