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50 Books I'll Never Write.
By Harry Whitewolf.
1. Hilary Pitta And The Chamber Of Baguettes.
2. The Whistle Blower Referee.
3. Better Than Shakespeare.
4. God's Last Sausage.
5. Get-Together-And-Have-Some-Nice-Cake-Instead-Of-Fighting Club.
6. The Genres Keep Getting Younger Games.
7. The Greatest, Steam-punk, Bum-drunk, Jam-funk, Slam-dunk Of Naughty Dystopian Nightmare Sci-fi Thrills With Enough Ker-pow To Kill The Genre Dead Book Ever Written!!!
8. My Boring Dad Is The Head Of The Illuminati.
9. The Ruff Guide To Dogs.
10. An Idiot's Guide To Idiot Guides.
11. Cutting Corners: How To Pack Sandwiches Successfully.
12. Blank.
13. Smiley Face Emoticon.
14. Forget The Money And The Career, You're Going To Die.
15. Super Sarcastic And The Satirical Sidekick.
16. Young Fonzie.
17. The Help Your Self Be Selfish For Your Soul Help Secret Soul Help Book.
18. This Is A Trashy Romance And Yet You're Still Gonna Read It!
19. Some Vampires Who Fall In Love With Satan's Cock Whilst Battling Against Werewolves, Monsters, Demons and Dumb Blondes With Big Swords.
20. Describing The Invisible World.
21. Txt Bk. :)
22. Lolita 2: Lol!
23. The Worst Book Ever Written.
24. Sham, Pain And Champagne.
25. Everybody's Reading This, So It's Either Great Or Crap.
26. The Annotated Phone Book.
27. Dark Something.
28. Cold Something.
29. Hard Something: The Revenge.
30. The White House Murders.
31. Keep Off The Grass: A Guide For Parents With Teenage Stoners.
32. The Holy Bible 2: The Next Generation.
33. How To Juggle Cornish Pasties Whilst Simultaneously Strangling Chickens.
34. A Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables.
35. The Most Famous Pelican In The World.
36. The Tip Top Hip Hop Flip Flop Chip Shop Scandal.
37. Tony Blair Is A Wanker (And I Can Prove It).
38. The City And Sex: Feminism In The Twenty First Century.
39. Blink: A Short Ironic Epic.
40. Oh! The Hokey Cokey For Beginners.
41. How To Become Homeless In 3 Easy Steps.
42. Conversations With Cod.
43. Publish a Book Like This And Earn Millions Just Like Me! (Including 100 Exclusive Tips!)
44. So You Want To Be A Mass Murderer?
45. Charlie And The Chick-Lit Factory.
46. Naked Breakfast.
47. Extra Terrestrial Politics – Part One.
48. Time Is Just A T.V Show.
49. Fifty Shades Of Shit.
50. The Book Of The Film Of The Book That Was Never Made.
1. Hilary Pitta And The Chamber Of Baguettes.
2. The Whistle Blower Referee.
3. Better Than Shakespeare.
4. God's Last Sausage.
5. Get-Together-And-Have-Some-Nice-Cake-Instead-Of-Fighting Club.
6. The Genres Keep Getting Younger Games.
7. The Greatest, Steam-punk, Bum-drunk, Jam-funk, Slam-dunk Of Naughty Dystopian Nightmare Sci-fi Thrills With Enough Ker-pow To Kill The Genre Dead Book Ever Written!!!
8. My Boring Dad Is The Head Of The Illuminati.
9. The Ruff Guide To Dogs.
10. An Idiot's Guide To Idiot Guides.
11. Cutting Corners: How To Pack Sandwiches Successfully.
12. Blank.
13. Smiley Face Emoticon.
14. Forget The Money And The Career, You're Going To Die.
15. Super Sarcastic And The Satirical Sidekick.
16. Young Fonzie.
17. The Help Your Self Be Selfish For Your Soul Help Secret Soul Help Book.
18. This Is A Trashy Romance And Yet You're Still Gonna Read It!
19. Some Vampires Who Fall In Love With Satan's Cock Whilst Battling Against Werewolves, Monsters, Demons and Dumb Blondes With Big Swords.
20. Describing The Invisible World.
21. Txt Bk. :)
22. Lolita 2: Lol!
23. The Worst Book Ever Written.
24. Sham, Pain And Champagne.
25. Everybody's Reading This, So It's Either Great Or Crap.
26. The Annotated Phone Book.
27. Dark Something.
28. Cold Something.
29. Hard Something: The Revenge.
30. The White House Murders.
31. Keep Off The Grass: A Guide For Parents With Teenage Stoners.
32. The Holy Bible 2: The Next Generation.
33. How To Juggle Cornish Pasties Whilst Simultaneously Strangling Chickens.
34. A Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables.
35. The Most Famous Pelican In The World.
36. The Tip Top Hip Hop Flip Flop Chip Shop Scandal.
37. Tony Blair Is A Wanker (And I Can Prove It).
38. The City And Sex: Feminism In The Twenty First Century.
39. Blink: A Short Ironic Epic.
40. Oh! The Hokey Cokey For Beginners.
41. How To Become Homeless In 3 Easy Steps.
42. Conversations With Cod.
43. Publish a Book Like This And Earn Millions Just Like Me! (Including 100 Exclusive Tips!)
44. So You Want To Be A Mass Murderer?
45. Charlie And The Chick-Lit Factory.
46. Naked Breakfast.
47. Extra Terrestrial Politics – Part One.
48. Time Is Just A T.V Show.
49. Fifty Shades Of Shit.
50. The Book Of The Film Of The Book That Was Never Made.
A post-modern, pot smoking Egyptian pilgrimage...
The new book by Harry Whitewolf has arrived!
THE ROAD TO PURIFICATION: HUSTLERS, HASSLES & HASH.
Here's the blurb:
When Mad Harry spontaneously books a flight for Egypt, he doesn't know that he's about to embark on a fate given pilgrimage.
In fact, he's not even sure why he's going, or what he's going to do when he gets there.
All he knows is he's got to get away.
Guided by signs in numbers, names and otherworldly encounters, Mad Harry's trip often seems to be a magical manifestation of his mind.
A crazy headed, hassle driven, sleep deprived, dope smoking journey with non-stop tests of trust and temptation.
A holiday this is not.
This good humoured true story is told in a frank, rhythmic and playful voice. Set in 2010, shortly before the revolution, it's a backpacking odyssey through tremendous temples, towering pyramids, chaotic cities, small villages and dirty beaches, with a backdrop of ancient spiritual gnosis!
OUT NOW!
KINDLE EDITION
£1.53 (U.K) $2.38 inc. VAT (U.S)
PAPERBACK
£9.11 (U.K) $10.91 (U.S)
http://www.amazon.com/ROAD-PURIFICATI...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/ROAD-PURIFICA...
Available in most countries.
Read the first three chapters (just click on Read Book under the book cover):
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...
Watch the promo vid:
https://www.goodreads.com/videos/7684...
Thanks to everyone's support and enthusiasm for my debut book Route Number 11: Argentina, Angels & Alcohol
Wishing you all a peaceful and happy holiday time.
THE ROAD TO PURIFICATION: HUSTLERS, HASSLES & HASH.
Here's the blurb:
When Mad Harry spontaneously books a flight for Egypt, he doesn't know that he's about to embark on a fate given pilgrimage.
In fact, he's not even sure why he's going, or what he's going to do when he gets there.
All he knows is he's got to get away.
Guided by signs in numbers, names and otherworldly encounters, Mad Harry's trip often seems to be a magical manifestation of his mind.
A crazy headed, hassle driven, sleep deprived, dope smoking journey with non-stop tests of trust and temptation.
A holiday this is not.
This good humoured true story is told in a frank, rhythmic and playful voice. Set in 2010, shortly before the revolution, it's a backpacking odyssey through tremendous temples, towering pyramids, chaotic cities, small villages and dirty beaches, with a backdrop of ancient spiritual gnosis!
OUT NOW!
KINDLE EDITION
£1.53 (U.K) $2.38 inc. VAT (U.S)
PAPERBACK
£9.11 (U.K) $10.91 (U.S)
http://www.amazon.com/ROAD-PURIFICATI...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/ROAD-PURIFICA...
Available in most countries.
Read the first three chapters (just click on Read Book under the book cover):
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...
Watch the promo vid:
https://www.goodreads.com/videos/7684...
Thanks to everyone's support and enthusiasm for my debut book Route Number 11: Argentina, Angels & Alcohol
Wishing you all a peaceful and happy holiday time.
ReejecttIIon - OUT NOW!
ReejecttIIon - a number two – my new collaborative book with Daniel Clausen is now available. Woo-hoo! What’s more, it’s free on Kindle for five days: 9th March – 13th March (links below). So rather than poo yourself with excitement, why not grab a copy of A Number Two* instead? (*Toilet tissue not included.)
Here’s the blurb:
By reading ReejecttIIon, it’s likely you’ll discover: colorful short stories, funny flash fiction, hilarious cartoons, riveting reviews, wondrous anagrams and other assorted skits and titbits of under-achieving literary genius.
If you’re lucky, you might come across sci-fi tales about the privatization of words, horror stories about hair and ruminations on indie writing. It’s also possible that you’ll find commentary on the hazards of greedy literary agents and stories about washed up movie directors who receive financial backing from space aliens.
Publisher’s Meekly calls it: “a thought-provoking fable about technological hubris and the hazards of bioengineering.” (*This may or may not be referring to Jurassic Park and not ReejecttIIon.)
Reader’s Indigestion says: “this book quietly stands as one of the most powerful statements of the Civil Rights movement.” (*This may or may not actually refer to To Kill a Mockingbird and not ReejecttIIon.)
But why not read this seriously comical scattergun book and see what you can discover about ReejecttIIon for yourself?
And here are the links you’re surely itching to click on:
Amazon.com:
Kindle:
http://www.amazon.com/ReejecttIIon-nu...
Paperback:
http://www.amazon.com/ReejecttIIon-nu...
Amazon.co.uk:
Kindle:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0...
Paperback:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/ReejecttIIon-...
You can also start reading ReejecttIIon here:
https://www.goodreads.com/reader/7516...
Thank you!
