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50 Books I'll Never Write.
By Harry Whitewolf.
1. Hilary Pitta And The Chamber Of Baguettes.
2. The Whistle Blower Referee.
3. Better Than Shakespeare.
4. God's Last Sausage.
5. Get-Together-And-Have-Some-Nice-Cake-Instead-Of-Fighting Club.
6. The Genres Keep Getting Younger Games.
7. The Greatest, Steam-punk, Bum-drunk, Jam-funk, Slam-dunk Of Naughty Dystopian Nightmare Sci-fi Thrills With Enough Ker-pow To Kill The Genre Dead Book Ever Written!!!
8. My Boring Dad Is The Head Of The Illuminati.
9. The Ruff Guide To Dogs.
10. An Idiot's Guide To Idiot Guides.
11. Cutting Corners: How To Pack Sandwiches Successfully.
12. Blank.
13. Smiley Face Emoticon.
14. Forget The Money And The Career, You're Going To Die.
15. Super Sarcastic And The Satirical Sidekick.
16. Young Fonzie.
17. The Help Your Self Be Selfish For Your Soul Help Secret Soul Help Book.
18. This Is A Trashy Romance And Yet You're Still Gonna Read It!
19. Some Vampires Who Fall In Love With Satan's Cock Whilst Battling Against Werewolves, Monsters, Demons and Dumb Blondes With Big Swords.
20. Describing The Invisible World.
21. Txt Bk. :)
22. Lolita 2: Lol!
23. The Worst Book Ever Written.
24. Sham, Pain And Champagne.
25. Everybody's Reading This, So It's Either Great Or Crap.
26. The Annotated Phone Book.
27. Dark Something.
28. Cold Something.
29. Hard Something: The Revenge.
30. The White House Murders.
31. Keep Off The Grass: A Guide For Parents With Teenage Stoners.
32. The Holy Bible 2: The Next Generation.
33. How To Juggle Cornish Pasties Whilst Simultaneously Strangling Chickens.
34. A Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables.
35. The Most Famous Pelican In The World.
36. The Tip Top Hip Hop Flip Flop Chip Shop Scandal.
37. Tony Blair Is A Wanker (And I Can Prove It).
38. The City And Sex: Feminism In The Twenty First Century.
39. Blink: A Short Ironic Epic.
40. Oh! The Hokey Cokey For Beginners.
41. How To Become Homeless In 3 Easy Steps.
42. Conversations With Cod.
43. Publish a Book Like This And Earn Millions Just Like Me! (Including 100 Exclusive Tips!)
44. So You Want To Be A Mass Murderer?
45. Charlie And The Chick-Lit Factory.
46. Naked Breakfast.
47. Extra Terrestrial Politics – Part One.
48. Time Is Just A T.V Show.
49. Fifty Shades Of Shit.
50. The Book Of The Film Of The Book That Was Never Made.
1. Hilary Pitta And The Chamber Of Baguettes.
2. The Whistle Blower Referee.
3. Better Than Shakespeare.
4. God's Last Sausage.
5. Get-Together-And-Have-Some-Nice-Cake-Instead-Of-Fighting Club.
6. The Genres Keep Getting Younger Games.
7. The Greatest, Steam-punk, Bum-drunk, Jam-funk, Slam-dunk Of Naughty Dystopian Nightmare Sci-fi Thrills With Enough Ker-pow To Kill The Genre Dead Book Ever Written!!!
8. My Boring Dad Is The Head Of The Illuminati.
9. The Ruff Guide To Dogs.
10. An Idiot's Guide To Idiot Guides.
11. Cutting Corners: How To Pack Sandwiches Successfully.
12. Blank.
13. Smiley Face Emoticon.
14. Forget The Money And The Career, You're Going To Die.
15. Super Sarcastic And The Satirical Sidekick.
16. Young Fonzie.
17. The Help Your Self Be Selfish For Your Soul Help Secret Soul Help Book.
18. This Is A Trashy Romance And Yet You're Still Gonna Read It!
19. Some Vampires Who Fall In Love With Satan's Cock Whilst Battling Against Werewolves, Monsters, Demons and Dumb Blondes With Big Swords.
20. Describing The Invisible World.
21. Txt Bk. :)
22. Lolita 2: Lol!
23. The Worst Book Ever Written.
24. Sham, Pain And Champagne.
25. Everybody's Reading This, So It's Either Great Or Crap.
26. The Annotated Phone Book.
27. Dark Something.
28. Cold Something.
29. Hard Something: The Revenge.
30. The White House Murders.
31. Keep Off The Grass: A Guide For Parents With Teenage Stoners.
32. The Holy Bible 2: The Next Generation.
33. How To Juggle Cornish Pasties Whilst Simultaneously Strangling Chickens.
34. A Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables.
35. The Most Famous Pelican In The World.
36. The Tip Top Hip Hop Flip Flop Chip Shop Scandal.
37. Tony Blair Is A Wanker (And I Can Prove It).
38. The City And Sex: Feminism In The Twenty First Century.
39. Blink: A Short Ironic Epic.
40. Oh! The Hokey Cokey For Beginners.
41. How To Become Homeless In 3 Easy Steps.
42. Conversations With Cod.
43. Publish a Book Like This And Earn Millions Just Like Me! (Including 100 Exclusive Tips!)
44. So You Want To Be A Mass Murderer?
45. Charlie And The Chick-Lit Factory.
46. Naked Breakfast.
47. Extra Terrestrial Politics – Part One.
48. Time Is Just A T.V Show.
49. Fifty Shades Of Shit.
50. The Book Of The Film Of The Book That Was Never Made.
