Parking Quotes

“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”
― Jon Stewart

“I’ll park somewhere dark.” She fisted his T-shirt, not even ashamed of her desperation. “Out of the way—“
”Tempting…so…fucking…tempting.”
He gently peeled her hand away, slammed the door, and got in the driver’s side. Then he turned to her, the harsh planes of his face in the shadows creating a savage expression the stuck her tongue to the roof of her mouth.
”I need you in a bed tonight, Jillian. I need more than a fuck. I need to make love to you until neither one of us can move, because after tonight, I don’t want there to be even the slightest doubt that you’re mine.”
― Larissa Ione, Rogue Rider

“He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.”
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

“The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.”
― Tom Vanderbilt, Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do and What It Says About Us

“When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.”
― J.G. Ballard, Millennium People

“Zoe rubbed her forehead and grimaced. “America is one toll booth after another. In Noshahr I could park anything in front of our compound, but not in free America. I tried to buy a goat to roast. I am not going to tell you the trouble that caused.”
“You can’t roast goat in America?”
“You can roast,” Zoe said, “but there are certain rules about goats. And it made the neighborhood children cry. The details are too tedious for the telephone.”
― Michael Benzehabe

“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side.”
― Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case

“The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?”
― Eran Ben-Joseph

“On the wall at the rear of the lot was a sign which read: MUNICIPAL EMPLOYEES AND MUNICIPAL BUSINESS ONLY PLEASE RESPECT THIS PARKING LOT.

Only in Nevada would someone ask you to respect a parking lot, Peter thought. In New York the sign would read UNATHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE STOLEN AND THEIR OWNERS EATEN.”
― Stephen King, Desperation

“There are just people going about what they always do.
Talking. Parking crooked.”
― Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger

“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“So many men, so little parking.”
― Nell Zink, Mislaid

“We get in the car, and someone signals their blinker for my parking spot but I emphatically wave them away like they're after my soul and not just my parking spot. And so we sit there for twelve minutes until the meter runs out. Lily silently crawls from the passenger seat into my lap and curls up into a little ball. She lets out an enormous sigh.”
― Steven Rowley, Lily and the Octopus

“Saying it to the owners of the schools and colleges: In your advertisements, without saying- “There are a.c, parking facilities etc. in our institution”, take such initiatives so that you can say, “There are playing ground, garden etc. in our institution"!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

“স্কুল ও কলেজ মালিকদের বলছিঃ আপনাদের বিজ্ঞাপনে "আমাদের প্রতিষ্ঠানে এসি, গাড়ি রাখার ব্যবস্থা ইত্যাদি আছে" না বলে, এমন উদ্যোগ নিন যেন বলতে পারেন, "আমাদের প্রতিষ্ঠানে খেলার মাঠ, বাগান ইত্যাদি আছে"!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

“It is a good news that the private universities are shifting to their own campuses. But, the more vital thing is to ensure such campuses for the children's schools where there will be a field at least!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

“We should ensure such campus for the children's schools where there will be a field at least!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

“আমাদের উচিত বাচ্চাদের স্কুলগুলোর জন্য এমন ক্যাম্পাস নিশ্চিত করা যেখানে অন্তত একটি মাঠ থাকবে!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

“বেসরকারি বিশ্ববিদ্যালয়গুলো নিজস্ব ক্যাম্পাসে যাচ্ছে এটা সুখবর! কিন্তু যেটা আরও বেশি জরুরি তা হচ্ছে বাচ্চাদের স্কুলগুলোর জন্য এমন ক্যাম্পাস নিশ্চিত করা যেখানে অন্তত একটি মাঠ থাকবে!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

“One of the sweetest fruits of victory, after sleep and looting, must be the chance to ignore no-parking signs.”
― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

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― Adrian Lord

“I parked it everywhere. I was, like, ‘Who put those two yellow lines there? I don’t understand.’
I was, like, ‘That space is just the right size and exactly where I want to be. I’m parking there.”
― Lily Allen

“I found Shaw's place easy enough, but had to drive past the address and park around the corner to avoid the residential parking signs and all the dib holders -- old office chairs, busted baby strollers, orange traffic cones -- sitting in shoveled-out spots, waiting for their shovelers' return. The practice of saving your spot on a city street was technically illegal, but so were a lot of things the city let slide until somebody made a big stink about it and ruined it for everybody else.”
― Tracy Clark